Kiwi Jokes


No contibutions so far so here’s one to get the ball rolling – Graham to the rescue.

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One response to “Kiwi Jokes

  1. A tour bus full of tourists stops by a farmer holding a sheep. One of them calls out “are you shearing?”.
    The farmer yells back, in an unhappy tone ‘NO, **** off and get your own!’

    Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world?
    Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep

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